Finally, a Yelp ranking to separate the great companies from the really great companies.
Yelp CEO Jeremy Stoppelman stopped by The Late Show to announce a new, extra star on the platform. The only issue is that Stoppelman has a pretty insane list of qualifications for users to meet in order to access the star.
Yelp CEO @jeremys is introducing a sixth star, but cowards need not apply. #LSSChttps://t.co/C0hJjVRa7C— The Late Show (@colbertlateshow) January 21, 2016
"To access the sixth star," says Stoppelman, "Merchants must complete a series of challenges designed to test their shrewdness and fortitude."
He goes on to explain a swamp journey involving a witch, several monsters and a dungeon.
Sure, it sounds hard, but the increase in foot traffic to your small business is going to be incredible.