Size matters. Just ask Apple.
Apple employed the talents of Rick Moranis to shrink its tablet line. (Well, the Honey, I Shrunk the Kids star wasn’t technically involved, but looking at the new iPad Mini does bring back memories of the 1989 film.)
The fun-size version of the iPad could have Apple gadget fans self-conscious about their tablet dimensions. Whether it’s feeling like Godzilla with a Mini in hand or awkward about the chunkiness of the original, battling the size difference is best done with jokes.
We asked a few of the Internet's funniest quip slingers to take jabs at the iPad Yo Mama style. That's right; we're going old school.
We didn't want to further anger iPad 3 owners with jokes like “Yo iPad 3 is so old, it gets a 10% discount at Applebees,” so we kept the focus on size. Take a flip through the gallery below for the best of "Yo iPad Mini is so small..." and "Yo iPad is so big..." wisecracks.
To conclude, we offer the words of comedian Lauren Ashley Bishop’s dear dad, Bill: “It ain't over until yo iPad sings.”
Tom Hanks GIF by Christine Erickson.