Attention oh! lovers of the carnival of follies we call YouTube, we are proud to bestow upon you today a new series that is sure to lift you out of those daily doldrums: YouTube video of the day.
The first vid to take the stage? "5-year-old needs a job before getting married" -- which is, basically, just that: A little girl ranting about her desperate need for occupational satisfaction before embarking upon that (supposedly) lifelong journey that is matrimony.