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You will want to be best friends with this precocious 7-year-old on Twitter

You do you, girl.

Andrea Romano

on June 20, 2016

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Meet Bea, a 7-year-old with the mind of a worldly, badass, 30-something out to live her best life.

Bea is the daughter of writer Kelly Oxford, a screenwriter, blogger, and the New York Times bestselling author of the book, Everything Is Perfect When You're a Liar.

Oxford's hilarious tweets detailing little Bea's views on Donald Trump, periods, and The Kardashians are beyond precocious -- they will make you wish this 7-year-old was your best friend.

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For starters, Bea understands womanhood better than any kid her age.

She also gets politics, even though she's 11 years too young to vote.

She knows what she likes. (And it's food.)

She's complicated.

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Her opinions on pop culture are on point, and she can throw shade as easily as taking a breath.

She knows how you feel during book club.

No one can compete with her coolness.

Her conspiracy theories that will rock you.

She has big ideas...

...and a cool cat...

...and her brother is amazing at bottle-flipping.

This whole family could not be any cooler.

We expect big things from Bea (and her siblings). Big.

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Andrea Romano

Andrea Romano -- comedy writer, craft enthusiast, lady -- was a Watercooler Reporter. She worked as an intern at Mashable beginning in January 2014. Andrea recently completed her Masters degree in Media Studies and Film from The New School and writes sketch comedy at Upright Citizens Brigade and The People's Improv Theatre. She once watched three Paul Rudd movies in a row on a bicoastal flight and didn't realize it until she landed. She does things like that a lot. Twitter: @theandrearomano