19 dumb headlines we wrote inspired by Alicia Silverstone getting nude for PETA

Alicia Silverstone, 40, is capitalizing on a pretty foolproof way for women to remain in the spotlight: nudity.

PETA just released a new campaign this week, protesting the use of wool with a naked photo of the Clueless actress.

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The campaign focuses on the horrific conditions sheep sometimes face in order to provide the fashion industry with wool.

Sure, we respect Silverstone for supporting a cause she believes in, but that didn't stop us from immediately going back to that Clueless well and constructing the worst headlines possible.

So, here are 19 lame headlines we had a lot of fun making up:

Alicia Silverstone goes nude because everyone is clueless about wool

Naked Alicia Silverstone thinks you shouldn’t wear wool – not even sporadically

As if! Alicia Silverstone goes nude to shut down myths about wool

As if Alicia Silverstone would wear wool. So she got nude.

Alicia Silverstone Chers the truth about wool by going nude.

Alicia Silverstone Chers the truth about sheep Cher-ing by going nude

Ass from the past: Your '90s crush Alicia Silverstone got naked to save sheep

Virgins who can't drive will appreciate this picture of Alicia Silverstone because she's naked in it

Doing 'Buns of Steel' with Tai made Cher's butt look great. Also wool sucks.

Cher moves on from the Pismo Beach Disaster to the Wool Disaster

Naked Alicia Silverstone: "Dee, I'm outie – from the wool-wearing community"

Cher's futuristic closet is now empty because Alicia Silverstone thinks nudity is better than wool

Cher may have 'skinned a collie' for a bag in Clueless, but naked Alicia Silverstone would NEVER

Alicia Silverstone Cluelessly shuts down wool with one epic nude

Cher said "I want to do something for humanity" so Alicia Silverstone posed nude for PETA

"Sometimes you have to show a little skin. This reminds boys of being naked, and then they think of sex" – Cher, on why she went nude for PETA

Cher almost killed someone on her road test, but naked Alicia Silverstone would never kill a sheep

Cher's makeovers no longer feature wool – just her telling you to get naked

Look at Alicia Silverstone’s butt. Something about wool.

This is not the first time the actress went nude for PETA. In 2008, the company released a naked video of Silverstone promoting going vegetarian. If you really want to learn more about why Silverstone is against wool, she discusses the violent process of sheep shearing in this graphic video.