What if Apple called this keynote event just to hang out with everyone?
Hey Apple, why do we always only hear from you guys when you want to tell us some new thing you're working on?
We'd be perfectly fine tuning in to a livestream just to hang out.
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Our latest sketch from Mashable Humor explores just that possibility -- what if Apple didn't have any updates to give us at their event and actually just wanted to chill?
Sure, their stock would probably tank, but wouldn't it be worth it in the end, for the friendships?
We're all for dropping the demands of Silicon Valley and just seeing where this relationship with Apple goes.
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Max Knoblauch is the Assistant Humor Editor in the NYC office. He is a journalist, comedian and illustrator. More humor and art by Max can be found on his website.Follow him @MaxKnoblauch
