This cursed Baby Yoda chart will make you want to log off

Nope.
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Andy Moser
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Baby Yoda. Mike Wazowski. Shrek. Kermit the Frog.

What do you get when these four green superstars collide? One giant, supremely twisted, and positively ghastly punnett square that splices their genes into monstrous creations.

Have you ever wanted to see Mike Wazowski's head on Shrek's body? How about Kermit's head on Mike Wazowski's body? Baby Yoda's head on Shrek's body? What do you mean the answer to all of those questions is "NO?"


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Well, too bad. The image exists. It's here. And since we have to look at it, so do you.

Instead of picking a "favorite," maybe pick which one you'd rather have as your sleep paralysis demon. Us, personally? We gotta go with Baby Yoda's head paired with Mike Wazowski's body.

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Andy Moser

Andy is a fellow on Mashable's Culture team. He graduated with a B.S. from the University of North Florida in 2018 and moved to New York to pursue journalism in culture and entertainment. He can (and will) talk for too long about Star Wars and movies in general. His fear of stinging insects and 80+ degree weather will keep him inside forever. He wishes he were shorter.

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