The 13 best and funniest tweets of the week

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It's that magical time of year — it's not too hot, not too cold, all you need is a light jacket.

It seems like the winter was extra long this year, no? But here we are, fully in the grips of spring, with summer knocking on its doorstep. Sure, we have to work, and we still have obligations, but the weather is turning. So there's that.

Anyway, it's probably been a long week for you. And you probably could use a laugh, right? Well guess what, my dear friend, I've got you covered. We here at Mashable have once again collected the best tweets of the week. These are the posts absolutely, 100 percent guaranteed to make you laugh. Maybe. Depends on how long that week was.


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Anyway, please, sit back, relax — keep all limbs inside the moving vehicle — and enjoy the 13 best tweets of the week. You earned it, pal.

1. The song does rock though, is the thing.

2. It's a good bit.

3. "You were having a bruh moment."

4. And then it is not clear what I want.

5. (In the bad way.)

6. Sometimes you've just got to find that wooden bird.

7. Obligatory dril tweet.

8. Hahahah just playing. Or maybe...

9. McDonald's simply walked into this one.

10. The vibes, they are shifting at a pace with which I am uncomfortable.

11. The correct nature of this tweet >>>>>>>

12. A 5-hour plan is simply too much to consider.

13. And finally, this.

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Tim Marcin
Associate Editor, Culture

Tim Marcin is an Associate Editor on the culture team at Mashable, where he mostly digs into the weird parts of the internet. You'll also see some coverage of memes, tech, sports, trends, and the occasional hot take. You can find him on Bluesky (sometimes), Instagram (infrequently), or eating Buffalo wings (as often as possible).

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