Of toddlers and Turtles: Here are the 8 funniest tweets of the week

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We're a few weeks into 2023 and somehow, someway Twitter is still here.

Sure, it seemed like it might be dying. And yes, it's getting worse. But hey, there are still some good tweets out there.

So that's nice. That's something.


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Anyway, like always, we collected some of the best and funniest tweets of the week for you to enjoy. Sit back, relax, and have a chuckle at these posts.

1.Exactly. Sometimes you just want to feed an apple to a horse.

2. I am hitting dangerous levels of "fuck it, we ball."

3. Some people just do not question this very scary fact.

4. Heroes walk among us. They look just like you and me.

5. I hate myself for snorting at the punchline here, but guess what? That's what I did.

6. Papyrus hive, now is our time.

7. An obligatory dril tweet.

8. And finally, a truth about toddlers. They sure as hell do toddle. Thats like all they do.

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Tim Marcin
Associate Editor, Culture

Tim Marcin is an Associate Editor on the culture team at Mashable, where he mostly digs into the weird parts of the internet. You'll also see some coverage of memes, tech, sports, trends, and the occasional hot take. You can find him on Bluesky (sometimes), Instagram (infrequently), or eating Buffalo wings (as often as possible).

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