The 12 best and funniest tweets of the week

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Tweets here! Get your tweets of the week! They're hot. They're spicy. They're fresh. They're funny. They've got it all.

Who doesn't love a heaping serving of tweets, fresh out the content oven and ready to be enjoyed. I certainly love those sweet, sweet tweets.

And you're in luck, because this week's batch of best tweets has something for everyone, from cacao nibs to a gambling monk. Here they are, the 12 best tweets. Dig in.


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1. Wow, lacking in cacao nibs I see. What an inconsiderate host.

2. Everybody is going to go NUTS to see who's next.

3. The really sad thing is I can truly see something as dumb as this happening.

4. Freaking love this medieval guy. Just a stone cold party animal.

5. Wow, the details we all missed as kids. Who knew?

6. Yes, and it'll cost you a heck of a lot of money if a consultant made it.

7. This is just common sense and fair. So brave to respect your husband so much.

8. An obligatory dril tweet.

9. Poor kitty.

10. "Died from laughing at a donkey eating figs" has to be the absolute best way to go. If I could choose how I died, this is currently ranked No. 1.

11. This is just basic logic.

12. And finally, this.

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Tim Marcin
Associate Editor, Culture

Tim Marcin is an Associate Editor on the culture team at Mashable, where he mostly digs into the weird parts of the internet. You'll also see some coverage of memes, tech, sports, trends, and the occasional hot take. You can find him on Bluesky (sometimes), Instagram (infrequently), or eating Buffalo wings (as often as possible).

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