12 best tweets of the week, including abolish lasagna, blue Shrek, and a toot canal

Good tweets! A dozen good tweets!
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12 best tweets of the week, including abolish lasagna, blue Shrek, and a toot canal
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April, we hardly knew ya.

It's Friday and the last day of the month, which means we're quickly barreling to what could be a fantastic, nearly post-pandemic summer in the United States.

To celebrate the end of the week we went ahead and rounded up some of the funniest tweets of the week. Why? Because it has been a long week days and you deserve a chuckle, that's why.


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So, here they are, the 12 best tweets of the week.

1. Bear sits next to guy. No clickbait. Beautiful.

2. I, too, need a movie about this

3. Sorry to any of my followers who want tweets about my articles and instead get truly stupid jokes

4. You can honestly never come back from "toot canal"

5. "Abolish lasagna" is perhaps the funniest collection of words I've ever seen (yes, this photo was edited)

6. Sir, that is a poop wall. Own your invention.

7. Not funny but a fitting tribute to a stellar guy

8. An obligatory dril tweet

9. Just one of many great stories about American treasure Willie Nelson in this thread

10. I mean this is not a lie

11. This is just wholesome

12. And finally, this Shrek and Watchmen crossover event

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Tim Marcin
Associate Editor, Culture

Tim Marcin is an Associate Editor on the culture team at Mashable, where he mostly digs into the weird parts of the internet. You'll also see some coverage of memes, tech, sports, trends, and the occasional hot take. You can find him on Bluesky (sometimes), Instagram (infrequently), or eating Buffalo wings (as often as possible).

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