The 15 best tweets of the week, including some calamari

Good tweets!
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Tim Marcin
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Another week of quarantine down, baby.

Time is a construct, not much is funny, but hey there are still some good tweets.

We've been collecting the best posts of the week for a while now to pass the time and hopefully lend you a few laughs. So anyway, here are the 15 best tweets of the week.


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1. This actually makes perfect sense

2. Not gonna get in the cab and put on For Emma, Forever Ago

3. Can't wait for this one, seems like a neat project

4. Wow, will be big news

5. I'm gonna be sick

6. Rest stop with a combination KFC & Pizza Hut

7. God won't let me die!!!

8. Harriet Potter? I'm sorry... I hate the joke, too.

9. Listen, the news does move fast

10. Some of us were ready

11. Feels like an extra respect kind of night

12. New bullying

13. Relatable

14. Obligatory dril tweet

15. And finally, a good DNC meme

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Tim Marcin
Associate Editor, Culture

Tim Marcin is an Associate Editor on the culture team at Mashable, where he mostly digs into the weird parts of the internet. You'll also see some coverage of memes, tech, sports, trends, and the occasional hot take. You can find him on Bluesky (sometimes), Instagram (infrequently), or eating Buffalo wings (as often as possible).

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