14 best tweets of the week, including Tom Cruise, gabagool, and a darts man with his eggplant

We got what you need. (Good tweets.)
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Tim Marcin
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Another week down and you know what means: We rounded up our favorite tweets!

Why? Because we've been doing it for months now. Hell, we even picked our 20 favorite tweets of the entire year.

So, yeah, please enjoy. Have a few laughs. Here they are, our 14 favorite tweets of the week.


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1. Listen, you got to do what you've got to do when the hydroplane hits

2. The fact that this isn't a bit or a joke is just plain wild. Who sits like this?

3. Tom Cruise jokes are good

4. And another Tom Cruise joke that is better than you're imagining

5. The vaccine cannot contend with me either. I would like my shot now, please.

6. A more disturbing vaccine tweet

7. Obligatory dril tweet

8. This is a nearly perfect synopsis of the Twitter experience

9. A wonderful Sopranos joke in a year full of great Sopranos memes, however unlikely that may seem

10. See what I mean? More good Sopranos jokes

11. This hits too close to home

12. Damn. Mom is cool as hell.

13. True True True. Very True.

14. And finally, just a darts man and his eggplant

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Tim Marcin
Associate Editor, Culture

Tim Marcin is an Associate Editor on the culture team at Mashable, where he mostly digs into the weird parts of the internet. You'll also see some coverage of memes, tech, sports, trends, and the occasional hot take. You can find him on Bluesky (sometimes), Instagram (infrequently), or eating Buffalo wings (as often as possible).

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