19 best tweets of the week, including Jazz slander, Tim Allen, and a Hyundai Sonata

Good tweets!
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Tim Marcin
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It's Friday! I think. Who could be sure?

*Checks calendar.*

OK, yes, it's Friday. We made it through another week of the pandemic! You simply love to see it.


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Around these parts — please excuse the random Western-movie-parlance, it's been a long week — we mark Fridays by collecting some of our favorite tweets of the week. Why? Because laughing is good and because why not?

So here they are, our 19 favorite tweets of the week.

1. But most importantly to yourself

2. “Fuck a stranger in the all new 2021 Hyundai Sonata”

3. Holy shit...I...I do this too?

4. OK this for NBA people, but it's a really good joke if you know what's going on here and what LeBron James said at the All Star Game draft

5. This whole Lola Bunny thing proves people have been cooped up way too long

6. More Space Jam 2 jokes

7. Perfect

8. Only right this is number eight on the list

9. Obligatory dril tweet

10. OK, we've definitely been cooped up too long

11. And yet again with the cooped up too long

12. As someone who spends far too much of their life on Twitter, I hate how true this is

13. Do the kids still call things mood? I don't know. But if they did, this is one of those.

14. Old top-hat-ass Lincoln would be LOST and I would simply sign the pdf

15. That is a LOT of allowance

16. Every part of this is gold but the Tim Allen bit? That shit is space gold. No, I don't know what space gold is but it's like better than regular Earth gold.

17. The best Trump impression. Hands down. Not even close.

18. Ladies and gentlemen, my wonderful friend and colleague Nicole Gallucci

19. And finally, this

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Tim Marcin
Associate Editor, Culture

Tim Marcin is an Associate Editor on the culture team at Mashable, where he mostly digs into the weird parts of the internet. You'll also see some coverage of memes, tech, sports, trends, and the occasional hot take. You can find him on Bluesky (sometimes), Instagram (infrequently), or eating Buffalo wings (as often as possible).

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