13 best tweets of the week, including Kim Kardashian roasts, Mariah Carey, and Jar Jar Bing

Chaotic tweets for a chaotic week.
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Tim Marcin
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Another pandemic week down. The election is...gulp...coming up. Let's all take a deep breath. Or sigh deeply. Or scream. Whatever works.

OK then.

Anyway, we collected some good tweets to hopefully gift you a few laughs to end the week. Why? Why not. And we've been doing it for a while.


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So here they are, the 13 best tweets of the week. Enjoy.

1. Just brilliant

2. Short kings, be wary

3. Mariah is NOT ready just yet

4. Some good, Midsommar-related roasting of Kim Kardashian West's ill-advised island getaway

5. Some more Kim roasting

6. OK, last one roasting Kim

7. Kidding. This is technically still a Kim roast but it is a different Kim roast, at least.

8. Better luck next time

9. Obligatory dril tweet

10. And another dril tweet

11. This is not an especially original or good tweet, to be honest, but I will take any chance I get to share this video

12. The struggle

13. And finally, this mom (lovingly) laying down the law

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Tim Marcin
Associate Editor, Culture

Tim Marcin is an Associate Editor on the culture team at Mashable, where he mostly digs into the weird parts of the internet. You'll also see some coverage of memes, tech, sports, trends, and the occasional hot take. You can find him on Bluesky (sometimes), Instagram (infrequently), or eating Buffalo wings (as often as possible).

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