16 best tweets of the week, including swollen testes, Denny's, and double texts

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16 best tweets of the week, including swollen testes, Denny's, and double texts

Another week in the books. Sure, summer is over and we're in that weird period between seasons and sunlight is about to be a precious and rare resource, but at least it's the weekend. That's something, right?

Hell right, that's something.

To celebrate the end of the week, we collected the best tweets of the last seven days. So sit back, relax, and enjoy some good posts.


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Here they are the, the 16 best tweets of the week.

1. Marianne Williamson (remember her?) asking all the big questions

2. Dang, life can be so beautiful sometimes

3. As a married man, I can say this is what true, mature love looks like

4. Perfect Nicki Minaj's cousin's friend's testicles joke

5. We live in hell

6. OK last one about the Big Balls

7. I lied, another one

8. True

9. When I say this is life-changing information

10. A meme to save for further use

11. God, the Original Poster

12. Girls love this, that is true

13. No fear

14. Always a mistake to pick up your phone

15. Brutal out here

16. And finally, all-time goof

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Tim Marcin
Associate Editor, Culture

Tim Marcin is an Associate Editor on the culture team at Mashable, where he mostly digs into the weird parts of the internet. You'll also see some coverage of memes, tech, sports, trends, and the occasional hot take. You can find him on Bluesky (sometimes), Instagram (infrequently), or eating Buffalo wings (as often as possible).

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