13 questions we want answered in Beyonce's 'Lemonade'

There isn't much we know about Beyonce's Lemonade, the hour-long thing premiering on HBO Saturday night. 

The full trailer for Lemonade -- part real-life footage, part music video, part horror film -- doesn't clarify much. Some are calling it a "lengthy concept video," others a "docu-style special" in the same vein as her 2013 HBO documentary Life Is But a Dream. 

No matter what it is, we hope it answers a few more questions than Life Is But a Dream -- which Bey executive produced, co-directed, and co-wrote herself -- was beautiful, yes, but not particularly revelatory. 

Here are some of the things we want answered:

1. What kind of hot sauce does you have in you bag?

2. Do you even carry a bag, or does someone carry it for you? 

3. What else is in your video diary?

4. You've managed to keep your private life very, very private and kept Beyonce a complete secret up until its release, how do you know who to trust? 

5. Are you, Beyonce Knowles, a member of the Illuminati?

6. Do you and Kim Kardashian actually like each other, or do you just kind of put up with her so it isn't awkward?

7. Who takes most of your Instagram photos?

8. Is it Jay Z? It's Jay Z, isn't it.

9. Would you call Jay Z an "Instagram husband"? 

10. Do you actually like Red Lobster?

11. Care to explain this? 

12. Or this?

13. WHAT HAPPENED IN THE ELEVATOR?

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