Office poet pens masterpiece against wiping boogers on walls

To be fair, it is really hard to remember.
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Chloe Bryan
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These employees can't seem to remember where to put their boogers.

Luckily, their astute coworker wrote a lovely Dr. Seuss-esque poem reminding them where not to leave their snot -- the walls of the office bathroom.


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The illustrious poet even left a Post-It notepad attached to their masterpiece, in case anyone wants to wipe their nose garbage on a tiny piece of paper instead.

Can someone pick up a box of tissues?

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Chloe was the shopping editor at Mashable. She was also previously a culture reporter. You can follow her on Twitter at @chloebryan.

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