British newspapers make the Brangelina split all about them

So much glorious local news.
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LONDON -- If ever you needed 100%, cast-iron proof that the Brangelina split has sent shockwaves rippling across the entire planet, just look at some of the local UK news headlines the separation has generated.

As Pitt issued a statement and Adele dedicated a show to the couple, local British newspapers were busy finding their own unique takes on the story.

Some of the headlines followed a similar patter.

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In other British cities, local papers took a slightly different take.

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"As Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt," reads the story, "we couldn't help but remember that time the actor spent some time in our fair city."


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But the greatest article of all undoubtedly came from Kent.

The best line?

"Five years on Morrisons has reopened and closed.

"And Brad Pitt still hasn't filmed in Tunbridge Wells."

Never forget.

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Sam Haysom

Sam Haysom is the Deputy UK Editor for Mashable. He covers entertainment and online culture, and writes horror fiction in his spare time.

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