We translated Britain's best anti-Trump protest signs

"No one likes it when a Trump follows through."

When it comes time to protest, Britons respond in the most colourful and creative ways.

Thousands of people descended on the streets of UK cities from Edinburgh to London to protest against the controversial travel ban on seven Muslim-majority countries imposed by U.S. President Donald Trump.

As a petition calling for Prime Minister Theresa May to block Trump's planned state visit to the UK gathers more than 1.6 million signatures, demonstrators held signs and placards that showed off their irreducible regional genius.

The demonstration in London, organised by columnist Owen Jones, took place outside 10 Downing Street. Protests also took place in Manchester, Glasgow, Edinburgh, Cardiff, Newcastle, Sheffield, Oxford, Cambridge, Brighton, Gloucester, Leeds, York, Liverpool, Leicester and several other towns and cities.

Here's a roundup of the best locutions and dialectical expressions:

London — "Trump is a wasteman"

Translation: "Trump is good for nothing."

Manchester -- "No one likes it when a Trump follows through"

Translation: "No one likes it when a fart follows through."

Manchester -- "Donald Trump sells Avon"

Translation: "Donald Trump is a representative of the Avon company (Scottish lingo used in popular culture as the ultimate insult)"

Manchester -- "Keep Trump outside how bow dah?"

Translation: "Keep Trump out of the country, how about that?"

Newcastle -- "Trump can't hack trebs"

Translation: "Trump cannot handle treble measures of spirits in his drinks." (UPDATE: This is a Dr. Phil meme too)

Cardiff -- "Tampin' about Trump"

Translation: "Very angry about Trump."

Cardiff -- "I'm going to miss Pobol y Cwm tonight. Theresa May keep Trump away"

Translation: "I'm going to miss Pobol y Cwm (Welsh soap opera) tonight".

Edinburgh -- "Your maw was an immigrant you absolute roaster"

Translation: "Your mother was an immigrant you absolute cunt/twat."

Glasgow -- "Chapati tae yer heid ya bam"

Translation: "Chapati to your head you 'bampot' (crackpot, nitwit, unhinged, incompetent/inept individual."

Edinburgh -- "Yer maw was an immigrant ya fucken bawbag"

Translation: "Your mother was an immigrant, you fucking 'scrotum' (Glaswegian term for annoying, irritating person)"

Dundee —"It's a shite state of affairs"

Nottingham -- "Laundry is the only thing that should be separated by colour"

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