Burger restaurant's gives a funny, free of charge 'healthy option'

This seems to be a running joke.
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Kelly Diamond
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Burger restaurant's gives a funny, free of charge 'healthy option'
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One burger joint's 'healthy option' is in the running for best menu joke of the month.

This unnamed restaurant serves up tasty items that range from approximately one million calories to one billion calories. However, they do make sure to think of the healthier eaters and have included some health-conscious alternatives to their bacon-wrapped, cheese-filled grub.


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This place is also a great deal, as its healthy options are indeed free of charge.

However, we'd like to have a talk with them about the lack of refills for the $2.50 root beer.


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Kelly is a comedy writer who currently resides in New York City. If you have a dog, she wants to pet it. Follow her on Twitter @KellyDiamond_

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