The Canyonero jingle from 'The Simpsons' just got a pop-punk cover

65 tons of American Pride! Canyoneeeeroooo!
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Shannon Connellan
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Can you name the truck with four-wheel drive, smells like a steak and seats 35?

Twelve yards long, two lanes wide, 65 tons of American pride! You got it. CANYONEROOOOO!

The humdinger of a jingle for Springfield's most road-hoggin' SUV, the Canyonero, has been covered in a pop-punk tribute by Australian musician Dan Cribb.

Originally performed by Hank Williams Jr, the jingle first appeared in Season 9, Episode 15, "The Last Temptation of Krust," endorsed by Krusty the Clown.

Now, it's found new, longer, louder life in the hands of Cribb, joined by fellow Aussie musicians Bec Stevens and Jackson Grealy, reports Music Feeds.

Here's the surefire hootenanny of an original:

And here's the pop-punk version:

In case you're thinking of snapping up a Canyonero today, the Federal Highway commission has ruled the Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving.

Buuuut she blinds everybody with her super high beams, she's a squirrel squashing, deer smacking, driving machine!

Canyoneeeeroooooo!

A photo portrait of a journalist with blonde hair and a band t-shirt.
Shannon Connellan
UK Editor

Shannon Connellan is Mashable's UK Editor based in London, formerly Mashable's Australia Editor, but emotionally, she lives in the Creel House. A Tomatometer-approved critic, Shannon writes about entertainment, tech, social good, science, culture, and Australian horror.

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