'Mass Effect' brings totally f*ckable aliens to 'Cards Against Humanity'

Everyone knows the denizens of 'Mass Effect' are DTF.
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If there's one thing Mass Effect fans know well, it's that everybody in BioWare's space adventure series likes to f*ck.

That's why the URL for an upcoming Mass Effect-themed pack for Cards Against Humanity is totallyfuckablealiens.com. If that's any indication of what's to come in the 14 new cards, then this expansion ought to fit right in.

The $1 pack was conceived -- according to the website -- as a way to convince BioWare to deliver an early copy of Mass Effect: Andromeda for the CAH team. The ploy didn't work, but the pack was created nonetheless.

As such, you can buy the pack with confidence, knowing there won't be any Andromeda spoilers contained therein. There may be spoilers for other Mass Effect stories, but this pack isn't meant to be exciting if you've never played the games before.

Hilariously, the website references Mass Effect 3's controversial ending not once, but twice. A little backstory: the original ending to Mass Effect 3 was altered and expanded in response to fan outcry. The refreshed finale was eventually released as a free DLC pack.

The CAH website first notes that "missing cards will be sold later as DLC" and then invites fans that still have complaints about the ending to email [email protected].

Seriously though: if you're still complaining about the since-changed ending to a game that came out in 2012, maybe re-think some of your choices.

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Adam Rosenberg

Adam Rosenberg is a Senior Games Reporter for Mashable, where he plays all the games. Every single one. From AAA blockbusters to indie darlings to mobile favorites and browser-based oddities, he consumes as much as he can, whenever he can.Adam brings more than a decade of experience working in the space to the Mashable Games team. He previously headed up all games coverage at Digital Trends, and prior to that was a long-time, full-time freelancer, writing for a diverse lineup of outlets that includes Rolling Stone, MTV, G4, Joystiq, IGN, Official Xbox Magazine, EGM, 1UP, UGO and others.Born and raised in the beautiful suburbs of New York, Adam has spent his life in and around the city. He's a New York University graduate with a double major in Journalism and Cinema Studios. He's also a certified audio engineer. Currently, Adam resides in Crown Heights with his dog and his partner's two cats. He's a lover of fine food, adorable animals, video games, all things geeky and shiny gadgets.

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