Boyfriend makes 50 cheesecakes for his girlfriend's birthday, cares nothing about dental bills
The road to heaven is paved with tiny cheesecakes.
To celebrate his girlfriend's birthday, Reddit user Matmospheric decided to make 50 tiny cheesecakes for his dessert-loving girlfriend. It's not every day when someone you love makes you cheesecake -- in fact, for most people, it is absolutely no days.
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So far, it appears she's only taken tiny single bites of the cheesecakes, but perhaps she's making them last.
As some Redditors obnoxiously pointed out (stop killing our cheesecake dreams!), there appears to be only three types of cheesecakes, each with different toppings. Moreover, cheesecakes are notoriously bad for your health -- and at 50 cheesecakes, his girlfriend's health is seriously at risk.
Yadayadayada, Redditors. It's 50 cheesecakes. 50 free cheesecakes. On your birthday.
Let us quietly enjoy our fat fantasies in piece.
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