Chelsea Handler announces new Netflix show with a detailed note to herself

"You wanted a new show, you got it. You wanted to be on Netflix, you are. You wanted to spread your wings, now fly BITCH."

That's what Chelsea Handler has to say -- to herself -- about her upcoming untitled Netflix project, announced via handwritten note on social media.

The note serves as a list of important reminders to Chelsea, from Chelsea, including "Waking up is a great way to start the day" and "Sign up for Netflix." In it, she reveals her dream guest list (Michelle Obama, the Pope, and Arnold Schwarzenegger's maid, in ascending order) and the prompt "What would Byron Allen do?" followed by a succinct "Do the opposite."

The important details: Handler's next talk show will appear three times a week on the streaming service, every Wednesday, Thursday and Friday. Episodes will last 30 minutes each, and will be available "until the end of time" after their initial posting.

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Meanwhile, Handler is asking fans to help her pick a title for the talk show. She's currently accepting submissions on her social media channels.

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Netflix is happily game for the experiment.

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The untitled Chelsea Handler series premieres May 11 on Netflix.

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