Quit everything, 'Chicken nugget taste-tester is now a job you can have

The British retailer B&M posted a job application recently to...wait for it...be a "chicken nugget connoisseur."
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Shelby Slauer
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The British retailer B&M posted a job application recently to...wait for it...be a "chicken nugget connoisseur."

Cancel everything and buy a plane ticket for the next flight to Merseyside? I don't know where that is, but I'm in.

The experience listed on the application is the best part:

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I for one will vouch for curly fries over chips until my dying day.

The catch? You're only paid £25 (or about $34) per month. And it's in vouchers to spend at B&M stores. But it's fine. It'll be fine!

If you're ready to make your dreams come true, you can apply here.

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Shelby Slauer

Shelby does standup in NYC and contributes writing to nice places. Someday she wants a nice back porch. Follow her on Twitter or check out her website, why don't you.

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