10-year-old girl interviews her cat, cat turns out to be a diva

"YOU-ARE-FORBIDDEN-TO-EVER-TOUCH-MY-TUMMY!!!"
 By 
Rachel Thompson
 on 

Cats are rather fussy creatures when it comes to being petted. But, a little girl from Dublin, Ireland, has given her cat's petting preferences a great deal of close attention.

Paul Duane, father of 10-year-old Gabi, tweeted his daughter's handwritten "interview" with Coco the cat. In the imagined interview, Gabi interrogates Coco's petting preferences, listing parts of her cat's body and asking Coco if she likes being petted there.

"Gabi saw diagrams online people had drawn of where their cats like to be petted and where they don't like it," Duane told Mashable.

Original image replaced with Mashable logo
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable

"She tried to draw her own but wasn't satisfied with it so she did the interview instead," he continued. Duane says Gabi's an aspiring writer and loves J.K. Rowling and Sibéal Pounder.

And, judging by her hilarious interview with Coco, Gabi has a bright future before her!

At the start of Gabi and Coco's exchange, all appears to be going swimmingly.

Me: Coco. Can I rub you on the head? Coco: Absolutely! Me: The back? Coco: Sure.

But, when Gabi asks if it's alright to pet Coco's stomach, things take a turn for the worse.

Me: The tummy? Coco: YOU-ARE-FORBIDDEN-TO-EVER-TOUCH-MY-TUMMY!!! Me: The legs? Coco: NO!!! Me: The tail? Coco: ABSOLUTELY NOT! Me: The butt? Coco: IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU?!?! THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER!!!

Wow, looks like Coco has some pretty particular petting demands. Good luck, Gabi!

Rachel Thompson, sits wearing a dress with yellow florals and black background.
Rachel Thompson
Features Editor

Rachel Thompson is the Features Editor at Mashable. Rachel's second non-fiction book The Love Fix: Reclaiming Intimacy in a Disconnected World is out now, published by Penguin Random House in Jan. 2025. The Love Fix explores why dating feels so hard right now, why we experience difficult emotions in the realm of love, and how we can change our dating culture for the better.

A leading sex and dating writer in the UK, Rachel has written for GQ, The Guardian, The Sunday Times Style, The Telegraph, Cosmopolitan, Glamour, Stylist, ELLE, The i Paper, Refinery29, and many more.

Rachel's first book Rough: How Violence Has Found Its Way Into the Bedroom And What We Can Do About It, a non-fiction investigation into sexual violence was published by Penguin Random House in 2021.

Mashable Potato

Recommended For You

'Admin night' is the most responsible fun you can have in 2026
A group of people on their laptops, working together


This $45 Microsoft upgrade makes an old PC feel brand new again
The Ultimate Microsoft Office Professional 2021 for Windows: Lifetime License + Windows 11 Pro Bundle

We keep finding new Lego deals at Amazon's spring sale, like Tuxedo Cat and van Gogh's 'The Starry Night'
Lego "The Starry Night" box, Lego Tuxedo Cat box, and Lego Star Wars box arranged on colorful backdrop

More in Life
How to watch Chelsea vs. Port Vale online for free
Alejandro Garnacho of Chelsea reacts

How to watch 'Wuthering Heights' at home: Margot Robbie and Jacob Elordi's controversial romance now streaming
Margot Robbie and Jacob Elordi embracing in still from "Wuthering Heights"

How to watch New York Islanders vs. Philadelphia Flyers online for free
Matthew Schaefer of the New York Islanders warms up

How to watch Mexico vs. Belgium online for free
Israel Reyes of Mexico reacts

How to watch Brazil vs. Croatia online for free
Vinicius Junior #10 of Brazil leaves

Trending on Mashable
NYT Connections hints today: Clues, answers for April 3, 2026
Connections game on a smartphone

Wordle today: Answer, hints for April 3, 2026
Wordle game on a smartphone

Google launches Gemma 4, a new open-source model: How to try it
Google Gemma

NYT Strands hints, answers for April 3, 2026
A game being played on a smartphone.

NYT Connections hints today: Clues, answers for April 2, 2026
Connections game on a smartphone
The biggest stories of the day delivered to your inbox.
These newsletters may contain advertising, deals, or affiliate links. By clicking Subscribe, you confirm you are 16+ and agree to our Terms of Use and Privacy Policy.
Thanks for signing up. See you at your inbox!