Detective Stabler a.k.a Chris Meloni is mad as hell and he's not gonna take it anymore

Just don't call him a liberal, he hates that!
 By 
Jerico Mandybur
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The revolution is upon us! And hey -- my eyes are up here.

We may be paraphrasing, but those were just some of the statements tweeted by adored actor and real life Detective Elliot Stabler, Chris Meloni Monday night.

It seems the poster boy for perfect glutes is as mad as hell and he's not gonna take it anymore. The cause? Trump, derh.

He's never been shy about the utter rage political passions the new president conjures within him, but it seems Donald Trump's latest tweet -- in which he announced the border wall and misspelled "among" in quick succession -- drove the prolific tweeter to new heights of p*ssed.

Arguably, it was a reasonable reaction to a potential very traumatic shift in immigration policy.

Here we see Meloni not only "feeding" a troll, but K.O'ing them into oblivion.

Then came this doozy. If you didn't think he was serious (and beautiful) before, you can put this in your back pocket and smoke it. #resist

But what ho! That very same troll is back for a second helping?

Distracted by Meloni's nipples? So was this Twitter user. But stay with him!! Dammit.

You know you've woken the Meloni rage beast when his sentences contain only one word. Bitch.

It goes on. But don't worry about him, you guys. He's chill. He's just literally run out of f*cks to give.

Exhibit A: His answer to the question on everyone's lips -- must we all take our tops off to join his revolution?

Has anyone seen Chris Meloni's f*cks? Nevermind. He started with so little.

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Jerico Mandybur

Jerico Mandybur is the editor of Mashable Australia. Previously, she worked as a digital editor at SBS, Oyster Mag, MTV and ASOS. Tweet her at @jerico_m.

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