Cristiano Ronaldo toilet paper exists, if that's your thing

Give this man's face a break.
Cristiano Ronaldo toilet paper exists, if that's your thing
Poor Ronaldo... Credit: LightRocket via Getty Images

People just can't leave Cristiano Ronaldo's face alone.

First there was the nightmare-fueled bust of Ronaldo's face, unveiled last year in Portugal. Now, the soccer player's face has found a new home on a roll, or rather rolls of toilet paper.

In Naples, toilet paper featuring Ronaldo in his sports jersey has been spotted on a street cart in the city. Look, I get it. He's a phenomenal player with an objectively beautiful face. But why would you put that face on something humans use to wipe their, pardon my french, derrières?

A possible explanation for this weird product is Ronaldo's recent inclusion into the Italian soccer team Juventus. It might be possible that Naples is just expressing its frustration the best way they can - through bodily humor.

Some Twitter users are going for the obvious bathroom joke:

Some diehard Ronaldo fans are here for it:

While there are many questions that come to mind, the most important one has to be whether this toilet paper is two-ply.

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