Supermodel Christie Brinkley hoses down mom who attempted to pee near her property
Sometimes you've just got to pee -- on Christie Brinkley's $30 million dollar Hamptons home.
Erica Remkus is a mother of three who was swimming near Brinkley's home over the holiday weekend. Unable to find a bathroom, Remkus decided to relieve herself on the rocks near the Sports Illustrated supermodel's home.
So Brinkley responded the way a true lady would: by hosing the squatting, suffering 36-year-old down.
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"I know it's Independence Day but that does not mean 'free to pee' in front of my guests and me at my fireworks gathering," Brinkley wrote in an Instagram post."Maybe the trespasser should celebrate 'Depends Day' as she apparently thinks she lives in 'The Land of the Pee."
Nice!
Remkus later told Page Six that she was peeing on public property, and that she hadn't even started with Brinkley hosed her down. Perhaps Brinkley is from 'The Land of the Peevish?'
Brinkley then called the police, but local authorities refused to cite Remkus as she was technically on public property.
Not one to let "hosing an innocent victim" to get her down, Brinkley later wished everyone on Instagram a holiday "free from belligerent drunken stalkers with weak bladders and foul mouths."
America: Land of the Free, not the Freely Peeing.
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Heather was the Web Trends reporter at Mashable NYC. Prior to joining Mashable, Heather wrote regularly for UPROXX and GOOD Magazine, was published in The Daily Dot and VICE, and had her work featured in Entertainment Weekly, Jezebel, Mic, and Gawker. She loves small terrible dogs and responsible driving. Follow her on Twitter @wear_a_helmet.
