Finally, there's a vibrator that plays Christmas carols
Are you longing to bring the holiday spirit to your most private parts?
Now you can, thanks to the folks at MysteryVibe.
Today they’re releasing a new set of vibrations for their Crescendo device that play along with all your favorite Christmas carols. This will give a whole new meaning to Jingle Bells.
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If you already have a Crescendo, you’ll get the update automatically. If not, there’s still time to buy the toy -- which features six separate motors and can bend into many different shapes -- and get the most out of your holiday season.
So why on Earth would you need to celebrate in this particular fashion? Stephanie Alys, MysteryVibe’s co-founder and their Chief Pleasure Officer, said in a statement, “Love them or hate them, Christmas songs ignite a sense of excitement and joy in us all. So we thought, imagine if we coupled that with the feeling of an intense orgasm?!”
Christmas is coming, indeed.
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Cassie Murdoch is Mashable's Culture Editor.. Before coming here, Cassie was Senior Culture Writer at Vocativ. She previously wrote for Jezebel and The Hairpin. Cassie spends most of her time thinking about and consuming cheese in all its glorious forms.