Stoned dude goes Christmas tree shopping and made the best purchase

Christmas dragons are the new Christmas tree.
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Brian Koerber
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Everyone always talks about drunk shopping, but stoned shopping will clearly yield more entertaining results.

Redditor SnapeProbDiedAVirgin decided to do a little high shopping for a Christmas tree the other day, but he did not return with a tree at all.

Instead, he returned with a blow up Christmas dragon that now takes up an entire corner of his girlfriend's apartment.

In the comments, SnapeProbDiedAVirgin clarifies that he lives in Los Angeles where cannabis is legal, so please chill. He also notes that he took an Uber, and did not drive intoxicated. Clearly, as you can see by his purchase and actions that he is a very responsible adult.

Christmas dragons are the new Christmas tree.

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Brian Koerber

Brian was the Culture Editor and has been working at Mashable on the web culture desk since 2014.

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