A brave woman hid a piece of poop in her purse when her date's toilet wouldn't flush
We all have an Embarrassing Poop Story. But it takes a special bravery to share that story on the Internet.
That's why we should all be thankful for Twitter user @_blotty, whose tale is so flush with drama that the Internet has been losing its sh*t about it since Monday night.
The story is long -- and we can't be 100% sure that it's true -- but it's a gripping one. Could make for some great toilet reading, actually.
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And the Internet clapped its collective hands.
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There are a lot of takeaways here (maybe a test flush is a good idea?) but among them is this: Never be afraid to tell your poop truth.
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Chloe was the shopping editor at Mashable. She was also previously a culture reporter. You can follow her on Twitter at @chloebryan.
