At last, high fashion jeans without a crotch are available for purchase
If detachable cut-out jeans weren't daring enough for you, fashion has even more wonders to offer.
French label Y Project is currently peddling a product called Detachable Button Down Pants. Detachable Button Down Pants (or "DBDP") feature 1) a large denim belt, 2) a denim garter-suspender contraption, and 3) two button-up pant legs. Notably missing: fabric covering the crotch, the butt, or the hips. Interesting!
However ... that's not to say these jeans are completely unwearable in the outside world. In fact, the website suggests styling them with a long shirtdress, which I think looks kinda cool (do not @ me).
And there's one other thing that prevents me from condemning these Vetements-esque cowboy space pants entirely: I firmly believe that Rihanna would look amazing in them. And that means that the jeans aren't the problem.
The problem is that we are not all Rihanna.
Anyway, if you want these, they're $570. You can put them in the washer!
Chloe was the shopping editor at Mashable. She was also previously a culture reporter. You can follow her on Twitter at @chloebryan.
