Sarcastic kid has the most cynical joke about what will happen when she turns 100
Someone's been watching too many Woody Allen movies.
Cynical. Sarcastic. Ironic. All words not typically used to describe the contents of a kid's drawing.
For Redditor Full_Metal_Cardigan, they're pretty much the defining words of this prompt response, done by his daughter:
Full_Metal_Cardigan titled it, "My daughter, the eternal optimist..."
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So it's pretty clear where she gets it from.
Either that, or this kid is spending a lot of time with a grandmother that says things like "just my luck" every time her napkin falls off her lap.
It might also be worth noting that Keira drew herself wearing a crown--is she a queen at 100?--but didn't feel that was worth mentioning.
Just the dying part.