Deadpool's birthday message to Zayn Malik was as hilariously creepy as you'd expect

In case you didn't already know, Ryan Reynolds and Zayn Malik are essentially BFFs.

Look, here's some hard evidence:

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On Saturday, the bromance continued.

Here's a video of the birthday message Deadpool sent to Malik, which the latter shared recently on his Instagram page:

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Here's a full transcript:

"Zayn, it's Wade. Don't hang up. I just want to wish you a very happy birthday. Again. I also want to apologise for jumping out of the cake like that. I didn't realise it was the middle of the night, I had no idea I was in the middle of your bedroom.

I want to thank your security who were very, very gentle and creative with the taser. So anyway, happy birthday to you and Mr Tim Horton -- you share your birthday with a very special Canadian who's very near and dear to my heart. Alright."

Birthday messages surely don't come much better than that.