These $315 denim panties are deeply upsetting

Ssense is selling a pair of denim underwear, which no one is interested in.
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Chloe Bryan
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"Weird, bad jeans" are practically their own fashion genre by now, and brands are well aware that making some weird, bad jeans is a great way to get some viral attention. Just something to keep in mind as you gaze upon these denim panties, which are made by Y/Project for Ssense and cost $315.

The underwear, which look a lot like a denim diaper, are apparently designed to be worn both over and under your pants. "Underwear that doesn't need to stay under there," reads the product description.

The underwear is part of a collection called Denim Five Ways, which also features bleached jeans, a jacket, patchwork jeans, and a $2870 denim skirt made of jean tops. (I actually really like the skirt, but I do not have $2870.)

Anyway, a lot of people online are deeply upset by the jean diaper. This is understandable -- the chafing alone!

I will continue to make fun of these until Rihanna wears them, at which point I will love them and pretend I never said a word. Thank you.

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Chloe was the shopping editor at Mashable. She was also previously a culture reporter. You can follow her on Twitter at @chloebryan.

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