Genius kid has NSFW desert survival guide

Have no fear, if this kid Alex ever gets stranded in a desert, he has a great plan for survival. 

In today's episode of Kids being funny or adults lying for fake Internet points, a kid named Alex provides some spot-on advice for desert survival.

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"You have learned how plants and animals get water in the desert," the directions read. "If you were living in the desert, how would you get water? Make a plan and present it to your class."

So Alex decided that he's going to dig a hole, in search of water. Great plan.

Next he's going to cut a cactus, in order to use the plant's water supply. Awesome, Alex.

Finally, he's going to "drink pp" out of a giant floating penis. 

That's weird, Alex, but desperate times call for desperate measures. 

[H/T:Reddit]

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