'Dick Wolf' underwear has gone too far

This underwear is either a genius innovation in sexy underwear for men, or they were made solely for TV producer Dick Wolf, best known for his work on Law and Order.

You'll find plenty of weird crap if you browse Amazon long enough, but every now and then an item will pop up that is equal parts weird, awesome and just plain WTF.

While the underwear market for men doesn't have the same number of sexy options women have, dudes can now display their inner beast by throwing on a pair of these wolf print underwear. The wolf's nose is strategically placed right on the crotch, so the bigger your junk, the more apparent the wolf's muzzle becomes.

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According to the description, the "3D wolf pattern print underwear make [sic] man looks sexy and wild."

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If you're not really feeling the wolf vibe, no worries. There's also a bald eagle for more patriotic junk.

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The underwear is super cheap, so they're probably not very comfortable, but how long do you actually plan on wearing them?

Thanks, Amazon.

[h/t: Boing Boing]