Dildo-drone will fly out of your crotch and into your heart

Drones: they deliver weapons, Amazon packages, and now -- enormous orgasms.

A new drone by a mysterious company called Dildo Everything gives dildos the wings to fly. Sure, it's entirely possible that the product is a fake (dildodrone.com leads to nowhere). But who cares? It's a hilarious flying dick in the sky. What more do you want out of life?

The product comes from the makers of the dildo selfie stick -- another fake product that desperately needs to exist.

Inventors and investors everywhere: dildo drones are the sex toy of the future. Please get together, make this product, and allow everyone's aerial wiener dreams to come true. 

Dildo Drone even promises that you can "drink this beer and eat this burger" while pleasuring yourself.

Is there anything better than hands-free masturbation?

Watch the highly convincing commercial and then please, build me one and deliver it by drone. Dildo drone. 

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