Magically control Donald Trump's every word with this heroic new app

The highlight of President Donald Trump's inauguration was DJ Ravidrums. Now, the world has been blessed with his greatest competitor: DJ Trump.

No no, don't worry -- Trump is not going anywhere near a turntable. DJ Trump is simply a marvelous app that lets users control the president's every word -- a true American dream.

Co-founded by two Harvard Business School graduates, Erik Westland and Phil Hu, DJ Trump lets users turn text of their choice into a personalized message from Trump himself by splicing together clips of him saying the individual words in a video generator.

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The app includes classic Trump phrases such as, "Make America great again" and "You're fired," along with more than 4,500 words to help you put your DJ skills to the test.

Imagine the sweet, sweet satisfaction of hearing Trump fire himself, belting out "Call Me Maybe," saying he has tiny hands or even complimenting Barack Obama. The possibilities are endless.

"We've had people parody famous movie quotes and write spoken word poetry, but our users tell us they mostly use it to respond to friends' texts," co-founder Erik Westland said in a press release.

While we're sure discouraged Democrats will take some comfort in being able to control what comes out of Trump's mouth, if only through an app, co-founder Phil Hu shared, "both Trump supporters and progressives have had a lot of fun with creating videos."

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Hu described the project not as a business, but rather a fun gift to passionate friends on either side of the political spectrum. "It's a way to vent frustrations or show support," he explained.

DJ Trump, which is a double entendre referring to both Disk Jockey Trump and Donald J. Trump, is currently available on the web and Android devices, but iOS apps are coming soon.