Donald Trump just basically Yelp reviewed Michael Cohen

One star!
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Nicole Gallucci
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Donald Trump just basically Yelp reviewed Michael Cohen
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Donald Trump has finally spoken out about his former lawyer Michael Cohen, and it appears he's not very pleased with his services.

After Paul Manafort was found guilty on eight counts and Michael Cohen reached a plea deal and implicated Trump of campaign finance crimes, Trump decided Wednesday morning to offer a tongue-in-cheek review of Cohen's legal services.

The president hopped on his own personal version of Yelp, Twitter, and gave his former lawyer the equivalent of a one-star review.

Via Giphy

"If anyone is looking for a good lawyer, I would strongly suggest that you don’t retain the services of Michael Cohen!" Trump tweeted. Ouch. Burn.

Followers were quick to give props to Trump for managing to pull of sarcasm. Many noted the review might be better served on another online platform like Yelp, or Craigslist perhaps.

Times are a bit tough for Trump right now, but on the bright side, if the whole president thing doesn't work out he could try his hand at writing professional Yelp reviews.

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Nicole Gallucci

Nicole is a Senior Editor at Mashable. She primarily covers entertainment and digital culture trends, and in her free time she can be found watching TV, sending voice notes, or going viral on Twitter for admiring knitwear. You can follow her on Twitter @nicolemichele5.

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