Who wants dumb flowers when you can have a Mother's Day donut bouquet?
It's 2017: time to step up your Mother's Day flower game.
This Mother's Day, Tim Horton's will introduce a one-day-only donut bouquet. The bite-size donuts, known as Timbits, will be arranged just like a traditional flower bouquet, but instead of throwing them in some boring vase to die, you get to put them in your mouth to live. What a trade.
The bouquet will include traditional flavors like chocolate and plain and more modern ones like Birthday Cake, Honey Dip, and Apple Fritter.
Haven't heard of Tim Horton's? Last year, one Canadian man loved it so much he hijacked a bus to take him there.
And honestly, you don't even need some "mom" to justify your purchase of donuts. Treat your partner or just buy them for your own damn self.
What better way to say I love you than a bunch of donut holes jammed onto sticks?
The donut bouquet will be available for purchase this Sunday only. Sure, there are other corporate promotions out there, but how many with delightful saturated fats?
Heather was the Web Trends reporter at Mashable NYC. Prior to joining Mashable, Heather wrote regularly for UPROXX and GOOD Magazine, was published in The Daily Dot and VICE, and had her work featured in Entertainment Weekly, Jezebel, Mic, and Gawker. She loves small terrible dogs and responsible driving. Follow her on Twitter @wear_a_helmet.
