Drake got stood up by an Angelina Jolie fan account :(

At least he shot his shot.

Poor Drake.

It's rare that the Canadian takes any L's. He's laid relatively low in 2017, releasing the playlist "More Life" earlier this year and touring for the rest of the year. But the 6 god got vulnerable this week when he shared his lowest of lows with the world, posting an Instagram picture of him looking very lonely at a table waiting for his date—Angelina Jolie—to show up.

Like I said, poor Drake.

"Stood me up," the caption read on yet another sad Drake photo (there can never be enough sad Drake content, if we're being honest). Since Jolie doesn't have an Instagram herself, he smartly tagged one of her many fan accounts.

Maybe she'll notice, maybe she won't but at least he shot his shot.

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