30 songs Drake could sing now that he's 30
Can you feel it? The change in the wind, circulating from the 6 and spreading across the United States?
That's because Drake is now 30.
Now that Drake's in his thirties, he's going to encounter a lot of life changes. Maybe he'll settle down, think more carefully about how his habits affect his wellbeing and get really into Cross Fit.
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In order to celebrate this milestone, we compiled a list of songs that Drake might sing in order to reflect his new responsibilities and passions.
1. Take Care (Of Yourself With These Once-Daily Fish Oil Pills)
2. I Can't Remember My Friends From High School By Name Anymore feat. A$AP Rocky
3. Marvin's Room Would Be More Comfortable If It Had A Humidifier
4. If You’re Reading This You Could Be Setting Aside More For Student Loan Payments
5. First Gray Hair feat. Jay-Z
6. My Mom Is Still Bothering Me About Settling Down feat. Rihanna
7. Best Restaurant Service I Ever Had
8. One Dance And Then We Have To Leave This Wedding For Another Wedding Today
9. 5 Years To Oval Office (If I Weren't Canadian) feat. Justin Trudeau
10. I Like Running Errands For The Party More Than I Like Going To The Party
11. I'm A Little More Republican Now
12. One Cocktail Hangover feat. Coldplay
13. Telling My Mom We Aren't Trying to Have Kids (Again)
14. Let's All Get Lunch feat. Kanye West and Kendrick Lamar
15. Zero Resentment For Women I Slept With Once
16. Hold On, We're Going To HomeGoods
17. Farmer’s Market On A Sunday feat. Corinne Bailey Rae
18. Melatonin Bling
19. Catching Up On What Snapchat Is
20. Started From The Bottom Is How I Properly Assembled This Bookshelf
21. What's The Youngest Age A Girl Can Be For Me To Date Her? feat. Ariana Grande
22. Conservative Styles & Airline Miles
23. Don't Double Text Me While I'm In Savasana
24. Back To Back Pain feat. My Chiropractor
25. My Car Needs To Be Safe For My Family (If I Decide To Have A Family)
26. 0 To 100 Things I Can Make With A Panini Press feat. Jhene Aiko
27. Still Here in The Soap Dispenser Aisle Shopping for Soap Dispensers
28. Tomorrow I'm Doing A Mud Run As A Date
29. Pop Style (In That I Dress Like My Dad)
30. Tossing A Ball Around With My Nephews feat. Maroon 5
Song titles additionally written by Max Knoblauch and Martha Tesema.
Jessye McGarry is an acquaintance, middle child and former Humor Intern at Mashable.
