Man perfectly demonstrates the dangers of drunk table dancing

This was only ever going to end one way.
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Sam Haysom
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LONDON -- Should you find yourself developing the sudden urge to dance on top of a table this Christmas, watch the clip below first.

Matt Kemp recently tweeted a video taken at London's Winter Wonderland, in which two men climb on a table to throw some enthusiastic shapes.

Unsurprisingly, things don't quite go according to plan.

To be fair to the guy on the left, you really can't fault his commitment. There's not many people that would get straight back up and start dancing again after a fall like that.

Luckily, the hapless shape-thrower didn't appear to have been too hurt by his experience -- although Kemp was able to shed some light on why that might have been.

"He was so smashed he didn't care," he explained to BuzzFeed. "He just carried on."

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Sam Haysom is the Deputy UK Editor for Mashable. He covers entertainment and online culture, and writes horror fiction in his spare time.

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