Rihanna should take over the world, one product launch at a time

Last week it was reported that Rihanna is launching a Fenty lingerie line. This means you can now fully dress yourself to the nines in Rihanna-designed apparel, from makeup to socks.

We are just a few tiny business ventures and celebrity endorsements away from being able to live a fully-branded Rihanna lifestyle, and I am here for it.

Every time Fenty-related news breaks, Twitter is crowded with something between fanfiction and prediction. Below are some of the best tweets since Fenty Beauty was first released about the possibilities still to come from Rihanna's talent as a businesswoman.

Martha Stewart will be left penniless when Fenty develops home goods and lifestyle lines

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Naturally, the next step will be entire industries

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Rihanna has also proven to be indomitable at social media

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I still find interacting with banks and managing my small amount of money miserable, but I wouldn’t think twice about submitting every asset I own and every dollar I make writing for MashableFenty-ble straight to the Bank of Fenty.

Every morning I would wake up at 10 a.m. (because Rihanna would no doubt outlaw work before 11) and drink a hot cup of joe from my Fenty-issued coffee beans that were harvested in Fentopia by unionized Fenty employees.

I would stare straight into the sun just to get myself admitted to a Fenty Hospital where the nurses' uniforms would probably be decorated with silk and Swarovski crystals.

While most of Twitter is happy to obsess over Rih-leases that can’t be leaked online, a few fans are still hoping Rihanna will remember she was once a recording artist.

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To be fair, it does feel as if Rihanna will release every sort of product line possible before recording new music. Yet, Rihanna has always been known first and foremost for her bad-gal style. She mastered control of her personal brand before most artists grasped how to walk the line between engaging fans with authenticity while reserving a personal life.

Rihanna's the girl whose Instagram alternates between celebratory memes and candid photos of her leaving restaurants whilst holding a glass of wine. She has an Oprah-ish aura that makes us feel as if we need her in our lives.

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I would go so far as to give up net neutrality if it meant I could surf the Fenty web and post two-dozen photos of my new cat from the Fenty adoption center on Fentybook.

And I would sleep perfectly fine at night with that decision, resting my head on my Fenty sheets in my Fenty bed dreaming Fenty-led dreams.

Cheers to the future, fellow citizens of Fentopia.

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