5th grader lays down the law for boy who has a crush on her
Fifth grader Zoë will no longer tolerate her classmate Noah's insubordination.
On Thursday, Twitter user @WhosDenverJones tweeted out Zoë's new list of behavioral rules for Noah. Noah has a crush on Zoë, which is understandable, but he hasn't been playing it cool.
So Zoë took matters into her own hands, and her regulations are as specific as they are scathing.
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Noah, please just leave Zoë alone. It is in your best interest.
In the meantime, Twitter is applauding Zoë for setting the boundaries that make her comfortable.
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If you have any questions, please contact Zoë's assistant.
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Chloe was the shopping editor at Mashable. She was also previously a culture reporter. You can follow her on Twitter at @chloebryan.
