Make fun of outdated sexual scorekeeping with the first base meme

First base: actually texting back.
Make fun of outdated sexual scorekeeping with the first base meme
Baseball themed markers for sexual experiences are so overrated. Credit: Getty Images

If you've lived through the hell of public middle school, you're probably familiar with the markers for sexual experiences: first base, second base, third base, and home run.

The inexplicable baseball-themed terms are pretty dated -- it's 2018, and we're still defining relationships by "how far" they've physically gone?

A meme poking fun at tired sexual expectations has been making its rounds on Twitter, pointing out that relationships involve way more than just sex.

The first base meme jokes that younger people are more open to sexual experiences -- thanks to accessible birth control and comprehensive sex ed -- but the realest challenge for the newer generation is vulnerability and genuine romantic interest.

Most variations of the meme were sweet: when casual sex is widely accepted in progressive societies, people can actually spend time getting to know each other after.

Other versions of the meme were more pessimistic about romance.

Why is this so relatable?

Some Twitter users had more absurd romantic expectations.

And let's be real, would it even be a good Twitter meme if there wasn't a "Mr. Brightside" reference thrown in?

There are still 205 days until Valentine's Day, so don't worry: You still have time to find someone to watch 700 episodes of Naruto with.

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