Mom accidentally makes very inappropriate cookies for her son's first birthday

Cookies that make you say ... "huh."
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Samantha Scelzo
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Moms always go overboard for their kids' birthday parties, especially for the first birthday.

So, when Jen from New Jersey was planning the greatest first birthday party for her son, she pulled out all the stops, including baking cookies shaped like "1"'s, a family tradition.

Jen told BuzzFeed that because she was super busy with her husband and daughter's birthdays, she had to make the cookies a whole month in advance and freeze them for the party. She used the "1" from an old set of cookie cutters and spent eight hours making a total of 189 cookies as party favors.

However, Jen and her husband JT got quite the surprised when the cookies were frosted and cooled. JT thought the "1" cookies looked a bit ... off. So, he posted this photo of the sideways cookies on Twitter and we think we understand what he means.

Uh, yeah those are DEFINITELY penis cookies.

"I'm refusing to acknowledge it!" Jen said. "I still don't see it."

We hate to break it to you, Jen, but the internet saw it and everyone had the same, dirty thought.

Jen and JT still plan on having the cookies at the birthday party. But Jen said she's considering buying "[party] bags that you can't see through."

It's not like the 1-year-old will know any better--but he might be confused years down the line as to why he's holding a penis cookie in his birthday photos.

[H/T: BuzzFeed]

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Samantha was a Watercooler Web Culture & Lifestyle intern at Mashable. Follow her on Twitter @samiscelz.

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